I thought girls were sugar and spice...

Mary and I were out playing in the backyard today when I noticed a ton of ants outside her bedroom window. Yep, they're back. I told her to stay there and I ran in the house for the ant spray. When I came out, she had black stuff dribbled down the front of her shirt. What's that? I went to inspect. I touched it (already soaked in), sniffed it (no smell), she didn't have it on her hands or face. I shrugged. Oh well, what could it be? Gross. Suddenly I remembered seeing one of the huge snails in the grass as I was walking around in the yard. I looked where it was and yep, it was moved. I picked it up and black stuff oozed out. EWWWW! It was melted snail goo! I was so grossed out, but mainly because I had touched it and sniffed it. I then realized I had the ant spray in my hand and sprayed Mary's shirt and my hands (just a spray bottle of dish soap and water for those of you about to call CPS- yes, it really kills the ants and I can feel comfortable with Mary by my side). Sorry I didn't get a picture of her shirt before I sprayed it, but I did grab the camera so you could see the giant snails we have here. You can even see the remaining goo if you look closely enough.