The Haircut

I know I've never attended a single day of cosmetology school or barber shop class, or whatever they call it where you learn to cut hair properly.  And yet, I look at my kids and I think, nay, I know I can do it.  I can give them the best haircut ever!  Their adorableness can only be enhanced by my untapped skill.  I'm saving time and money by not having to call and wait for an appointment at the beauty parlor or drive to the local Japanese barber, haul both kids out in the heat, only to pantomime what I want and have to come back later with an appointment.   Let me just say, I've learned my lesson.  Never again.  Sorry Adam.  Mommy's so very, very sorry.  No amount of mousse or hairspray can make it right.  Only time...and maybe some Rogain.  For now I'll start saying my new mantra:  grow hair grow.  grow hair grow.  grow hair grow...

Hey, does it look uneven?  I think I can straighten that up with just a tiny snip....