Mary-isms

A compilation of some of my favorite Mary sayings. It's so funny what toddlers will say.


Adam crying
Mary: "mom, I plugged him in."
Adam now has a pacifier in his mouth

Mary: "I peed in my panties."
Me: "Yes you did."
Mary: "It's disgusting."
Me: "Yes it is."
Mary: "It drives me crazy crazy."

Adam was fussing in the living room. I was doing dishes before we left for the airport to pick up Doug.
Mary: "Mom, I need to wash it." holding Adam's pacifier
Me: "Ok, go wash it in your bathroom sink."
A few min later, he stops crying
Mary: "I told him, hang on man."
Adam quietly sucking on his pacifier

And just last night...
Mary: "Mom, I went poo-poo."
Me: "Was it big?"
Mary: "It was holy moley."

Ah, that girl makes us laugh.